Jolly Comedy Jokes

@02 I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It wasn't her main present, just a stocking filler.

@01.5 I had to have a go at one of them though, I said "do you have to eat like that?" He said, what do you mean, a lot of people eat with their hands. I said, "I know, but they aren't usually eating soup!"

@01 I went out for a meal with some friends last night, I ordered everything in French, surprised them all. It was a Chinese restaurant.